Stuck in a giant Rut

I ask myself on a regular basis why I had to finish school in the middle of a global recession. But really, I have no idea what to do. Uni isn't an option at this point in time and its proving difficult to find a full time job. If I stick with my current routine, (wake up at 12pm, eat something I probably shouldnt, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah, then back to bed) I will probably die of boredom and/or obesity. I neeed change!